At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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