Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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