I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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