apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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