susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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