he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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