Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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