i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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