I wanna bring you to show and tell
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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