Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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