But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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