I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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