Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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