He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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