I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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