Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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