your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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