i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
You're completely useless in the revolution.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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