You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I would ride that face into the sunset
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
