we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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