Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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