I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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