Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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