Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
