people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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