My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
my shit smells like andre
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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