did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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