Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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