Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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