when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
