Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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