You're my little dorito
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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