How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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