: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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