I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
We left the knife in your bed.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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