"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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