Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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