White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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