did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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