I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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