i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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