I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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