The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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