She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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