Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Buhtt sex?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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