He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Randomize