after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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