hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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