can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
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