You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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