MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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