Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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